504 Quotes About Joke

Everyone born is on the field of life’s game, but not everyone does wear the jersey of vision! Some people are fair players and others are injury causers; you joke with the later and they hit you down in pain and blood stains!

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.

As the group passed, he said into his com, “Degorsk, have you left yet or are you still terrorizing everyone with your bad jokes?” “No, I’m telling them the saddest story I know, the one about the first time you begged me for sex.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me

My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.

It was only a joke, Mia,” says Bree gently. “Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen.

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.