504 Quotes About Joke

Behold.” Magiano spreads his arms in a gesture of pretend triumph. “Revel in its majesty.”I wrinkle my nose. “Are you trying to impress me with a collapsed archway?”“No faith. No faith at all.” He is back to his old self, and it sends a rare thread of joy through my heart. “Follow me,” he murmurs. Then he takes a deep breath and dives down, grabbing my hand as he descends.

I found a secret place,” he whispers. His hand finds mine under the water, tugging on my wrist. “Come with me.” I’m unable to suppress a laugh. “Where are you taking me?” I say in a mock scolding voice.“I’ll beg your forgiveness later, Your Majesty,” he teases back, flashing me a grin as he pulls us toward the far end of the pool.

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four

How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem.

Jason wasn't sure what to expect at the end--a dungeon, a mad scientist’s lab, or maybe a sewer reservoir where all Porta-Potty sludge ends up, forming an evil toilet face large enough to swallow the world.

The inmates made jokes about the chair, the way people always make jokes about things that frighten them but can't be gotten away from.

If you ever have to give a speech, start with a joke, if you know one. For years I've been looking for the best joke in the world. I think I know what it is. I will tell it to you, but you have to help me. You have to say, "No," when I hold up my hand like this. All right? Don't let me down.Do you know why cream is so much more expensive than milk?AUDIENCE: No.It is because the cows hate to squat on those bottles.

Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth?