504 Quotes About Joke

I was not born with English in my pocket.

There are three things which are real: God, human folly, and laughter. Since the first two pass our comprehension, we must do what we can with the third.

I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows’ toss and tumble fly away. The couple survived to try it again next season on a railway line!

Joke in book:"You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception.

Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!

What is the meaning of having more than one wife when threesome is not allowed?

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.

Everyone says "i will never" and "one should never" but, actually, "No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it".

How is an elephant like a schizophrenic?”“I – what?”“An elephant never forgets.”He said nothing.“That’s an AI joke,” she said after a while.