504 Quotes About Joke

But as no two (theoreticians) agree on this (skin friction) or any other subject, some not agreeing today with what they wrote a year ago, I think we might put down all their results, add them together, and then divide by the number of mathematicians, and thus find the average coefficient of error. (1908)

One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy.

It's just that I was thinking you don't ride in that truck of yours, you wear it.

You don’t see yourself at all, do you? It seems to me that you’re good at everything you try,” said Ethan sincerely.“I had a dream I could breathe underwater,” I said flippantly, “Maybe I’ll go swim with the mermaids.”Ethan turned to look at me with shock in his eyes.“Just kidding,” I said, alarmed at his reaction

He smiled proudly at the machine Ephraim was staring at. "That's our Coheron Drive. Isn't she beautiful? I helped build her."Ephraim glanced at the coin in his hand. Zoe patted his shoulder comfortingly. "Don't worry. Size doesn't matter in quantum mechanics," she said. "It's how you use it.

We'll talk about this game, joke about it, and joke about things that happened.

They say I said something about it, but I joke a lot. I don't think I said it, but if I did it was a joke.

Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's painful. But you can always find a joke in it.

We used to joke that more stories were written about reverse mortgages than loans originated.