504 Quotes About Joke

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?Out of the way. - Marigold

Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.

I wish the Fallen would just come to us for a change.”Ironically, Fallen Angels dropped from the sky and surrounded us.“I wish I had a chocolate cake!” I exclaimed, staring up.No cake appeared, though I did get a few wry glances. Andrew’s body shook with silent laughter while Lucia gaveme raised eyebrows.“What? It worked for the Fallen Angels.

Business analyst is the one who is adept in confusing the customer, developer and testers simultaneously

Solutioning is the art of understanding the current problem faced by the customer and giving them a product that will create bigger problems for them so that they ignore the previous one- the Tiger balm technology. Once you apply it, it starts burning and then you forget the headache that you had

World's biggest bluff acts happen inside boardrooms

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

-I am alergic to these flowers.-I know.