50 Quotes About Lemons

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?”“Wow,” Lauren said. “Yes, Mr. Cliché, I know what I have to do. I make lemonade.”“No,” he said. “You scream, ‘Fuck you, lemons!”“And then you throw those goddamn lemons into oncoming traffic, and you go do what you want to do.

It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

Life handed me lemons, so I made lemonade, lemon cake, lemon drops, and I even used the rinds to make lemon art. So, the joke is on you, life, haha!

She savors each bite: the meringue is perfect crispy brown on top, melts in the mouth; the lemon tart, custardy; the crust breaks away.

When life gives you lemon, don’t just make lemonade…make lemon meringue pie…make lemon tart…make lemon chiffon cake…make lemon liqueur…make lemon vinaigrette…make lemon pickle…Then set up shop and make your millions.

The man who'd put the sword to her neck was uncomfortably buff. He had upsetting biceps. He didn't look healthy; he looked like a collection of lemons in a sack.