352 Quotes About Lol

I bet if I did ever kiss you again, I wold definitely catch something, and it wouldn't be love. It would be an STD!Lara Jean Song

Walter [Alvarez] dubbed the formation the "Crater of Doom." It became more widely known, after the nearest town, as the Chicxulub crater.

You’re an apprentice. You’re not ready to think.

Preserved pufferfish. Former flounders. Ex-eels.

Na ja, bei ihm heißt Chard 'Phallus Impudicus', und ..." [...]"Er heißt 'unzüchtiger Pimmel'?

Look. If you want to go back to the ship fully clothed and mostly sober, I promise I wont tell anyone.

The member of Abou el Heiloukh has remained erect for thirty days without a break, because he did eat onions

Ten things about which I, personally, do not give a fuck[...]5. Taylor Swift. Everybody be all, "Tay-Tay!" and I'm like, "Nope.

England is my city