352 Quotes About Lol

Please leave the stone on the seat, it is to keep out the mink.

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.

LET THE GAY BEGI- I MEAN GAMES BEGIN!

There's just the faintest strain of Simon Cowell running right trough your family, isn't there?

Never before in my career, have I seen such horrendous exam grades.

I don’t know why it feels like I’m breaking the law when all I’m doing is sitting down for a meal.

He roared at me furiously for ten minutes after he finally managed to put out the sulky and determined fire, calling me a witless muttonheaded spawn of pig farmers-"My father's a wood-cutter," I said- "adOf axe-swinging lummocks!" he snarled.

She sits down at the end of my bed again. "Who were you with? Do you have a boyfriend now or something?"I can't help but laugh. If I have a boyfriend, his name is Death. And I'm pretty sure Roman is in love with him too. It's a love triangle gone wrong.