352 Quotes About Lol

Agatha, what do you see when you look in the mirror?""I don't look in mirrors.""Why is that?""Because horses and hogs don't sit around ogling their reflections!

You drink way too much coffee, Day. I mean all day every—”“And you fuck too much. I mean all day every day.” Day cut God off. “Do I tell you to stop? No. Instead I feed your addiction. Can’t you provide me the same courtesy?

Everyone gets tortured these days. Skulduggery by Serpine, who then turned around and did that red right hand thing at you. Then Skulduggery was tortured again by the Faceless Ones. I figured it was my turn, you know? You're not part of the team if you haven't been tortured- that's what I always say. Well, I'll be saying that from now on anyway.

Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.

Just before his lips reached hers, she jerked her head back to whip it forward into his nose. A Glasgow kiss. Distinct cracking sounded.With his nose pouring blood, he squeezed her upper arms, "Holly, what the fuck—"Using all her strength, she hiked her knee up between his legs.His hands flew to cup his groin as his knees met the ground."You're right, Cadeon." She dusted off her hands. "That really was fun.

Ow.""You had a mosquito.""No, I didn't.

My odds were looking about as good as a main character in Game of Thrones.

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster.