265 Quotes About Marijuana

  • Author Honoré de Balzac
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    Unintelligent persons are like weeds that thrive in good ground; they love to be amused in proportion to the degree in which they weary themselves.

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  • Author Lenny Bruce
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    Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

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  • Author Richard Branson
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    Smoking marijuana, as long as you leave the nicotine out of it, is certainly no more damaging than having a drink, and I suspect better for you than having a drink.

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  • Author Billy Connolly
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    I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

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  • Author Coolio
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    I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

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  • Author Dyan Cannon
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    I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?

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