66 Quotes About Marriage-humor

You need to be my wife to win with me.

Marriage is a beautiful thing, not a thing of convenience. It's partnership, mutual respect and being yourself or someone better with ur better half.It's not about babies or one to exercise authority in order to boost his or her ego and quench her or his inferiority complex. Marriage is not about meeting up. If u r not happy in marriage ,you are not yet married and by the way not everyone should marry. And yes Marriage is a bed of roses. Not a bed of thorns.

My politically charged coming-of-age story Voices in the Forest brings the futility of the bygone Croatian marriages to the fore. If the pretty but obtuse image of Fairy of Velebit personifies the Queen of Croatia, it would be better for Croats to dethrone her and put equally beautiful but the shrewd image of Zsa Zsa Gabor in her place. It would give Croatia a new angle how to manage her future marriages while still sexy and in demand. Remember, every marriage a box of diamonds and a house.

As a society, let's all strive to make "old fashioned" the "new fashion". Husbands make it clear to your wives that you are on a mission to become her knight in shining armor.

Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers!

A wise woman has already a riteWhere she knows right from left.She usually writes when she's rightAnd always leaves before she's left.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry.

Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.