30,129 Quotes About Men

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal.

God’s approval should be your standard for success.

The laws of men are not infallible.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

Bad luck with women is a determined man's road to success. For every affliction, he makes, out of indignation, yet another advancement in order to exceed the man that the woman chose over him. This goes to show that great men are made great because they once learned how to fight the feeling of rejection.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.