1,809 Quotes About Mom

Pfft." She waved a hand at me. "I've seen plenty of penises, thank you. I married a man, and I raised two sons. For years, I couldn't go a day without seeing at least two penises. Years, Magnolia.

Ah well. When in Vegas, ignore the douches, let the good times roll, and always carry a spare set of panties in your purse, just in case. That’s what Mom used to tell me.

Mom,” I said as calmly as I could manage. “Listen to me very carefully, okay? And don’t freak.”“Dez, do not start a conversation like that. It doesn’t instill me with any amount of confidence—especially when it comes from you.

Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.

Everyday I've got is my Mother's Day!

Mom Voice - A mother's vocal range when even the neighbours will clean their rooms and eat their veggies.

Mr. Kerrick wants your hair one color so you don't stand out so much."Mr. Kerrick could kiss my ass.

I'm only thankful that I had her as long as I did.

For my mum, to whom I'd turn in a heartbeat.