91 Quotes About Monkeys

A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take.

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.

Let your monkey do it.

I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.