199 Quotes About Nonsense

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

Nonsense is that which does not fit into the prearranged patterns which we have superimposed on reality...Nonsense is nonsense only when we have not yet found that point of view from which it makes sense.

Well, Diotallevi and I are planning a reform in higher education. A School of Comparative Irrelevance, where useless or impossibe courses are given. The school's aim is to turn out scholars capable of endlessly increasing the number of unnecessary subjects.

When things don’t add up, either you don’t have a calculator or you forgot to use commonsense by simply asking.

When the person you love can't see your love for them beneath the painful things you say when they reject you, remember this: Love is blind.

You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks at you.

I shoplifted from your height and got me somewindow ledge religionSince then,I have been tryingto drop dead

A writer need not devour a whole sheep in order to know what mutton tastes like, but he must at least eat a chop. Unless he gets his facts right, his imagination will lead him into all kinds of nonsense, and the facts he is most likely to get right are the facts of his own experience.

In the long run, politics is nonsense. Too many families have been damaged over a lot of self-serving people. The people around you matter far more than some politician you will never meet. All of them.