98 Quotes About Old-people

Keats, Mr. Phillips? Am I to believe you were on my roof reading John Keats?

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

لماذا يستيقظ من تقدمت بهم السن مبكرا ؟! ألكي يفوزوا بيوم أطول عن الآخرين ؟

I'm the one running the show, you petulant geezer.

Sometimes you've gotta humor the old people.

Don't hustle old people.

Old people are often impatient, but for what?

What is it which is bought dearly, offered for nothing, and then most often refused?--Experience, old people's experience.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.