67 Quotes About Pants

When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.

You never know what you will find in your pants!

Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes.

I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.

We don’t need to take off our pants and stand naked in the snow to experience the harshness of life; a clever person even can feel it with a bottle of wine.

From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.

Originality is putting its pants on while orthodoxy is ready to deliver.

If we call shorts (shorts).. shouldn't we call pants (longs)?

It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.