67 Quotes About Pants

We went out in shells today. What are you doing with your pants on?

They put their pants on the same way we do.

They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.

It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.

An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.

If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script.