86 Quotes About Pizza
- Author Adam Pazandak
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Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics.
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- Author Oliver Markus Malloy
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Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.
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- Author Vann Chow
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Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.
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- Author Jayden Hunter
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Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling
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- Author Jasleen Kaur Gumber
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I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!
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- Author Will Advise
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I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?
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- Author Will Advise
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Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.
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- Author George Saunders
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I say it must have been great to grow up when men were men. He says men have always been what the are now, namely incapable of coping with life without the intervention of God the Almighty. Then in the oven behind him my pizza starts smoking and he says case in point.
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- Author Jim Gaffigan
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In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza.
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