27 Quotes About Poop

You can't polish a turd

63. For the past three years, Ohio police have been on the lookout for a serial pooper, who has pooped on at least 19 cars.

Everybody looks at their poop.

Pretty bows on a pile of sh$t only make it harder to flush.

If you eat enough Cheetos you will NOT actually poop an extra large Cheeto.

Life is nothin but poop, so eat lots of beans.... And prunes

We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.

A small, light object landed on my head. I looked around. Another small something hit me. I looked up. After a third thing hit me, I untangled a couple of deer droppings from my hair. It was spotted deer poop. I must be one of the only kids on the planet to recognise the sultana-like pellets of hares and deer and the boulders left by elephant and rhino. I heard a cackle behind me and turned to receive a handful of deer pellets full in the face.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.