27 Quotes About Poop

The foundation of human health is poop!

People die and starve every day, but look on the bright side. Lower population.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Toddlers are like the worst inmates. When they're not lying to your face and tearing up your shit, they're napping, pooping, or trying to think of different ways to fuck with you.

That whole first year, jeez, your entire life revolves around poop. The presence of poop. The absence of poop. The discovery of poop. The aromatic sensation of poop. The waiting for poop. Seriously, I can't express how much of your life will be spent waiting for poop once you have children.

Pets enrich our lives...and poop on our floors!

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

This was a true pants-pooping moment.

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.