34 Quotes by Oliver Gaspirtz

Ordinary people are products of their environment and fit in. Artists transcend their environment and stand out.

Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on the other side and only see red. We'll both be right about the color we see, even though we disagree on what color the wall is. Being able to realize that the other person has a valid point, even if you disagree with it, that's maturity.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Heaven is a place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you'll be punished with eternal hellfire. That's the same kind of "choice" an abuse boyfriend gives you: 'Either you do exactly what I say, or I'll beat the shit out of you.

Guns make small men feel big.

The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.