70 Quotes About Pregnant

You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born, she is God's precious child, given to you as a gift.

And the baby?" The words are anguished, breathless."The baby's fine, Mr. Grey.""Oh, thank God." The words are litany... a prayer, "Oh, thank God.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

The health of your future kids does not start with their birth—it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife.

The greatest investment you can do in your life is in gaining time.

A day of birth is a joyful day.

Women are females and men are males. According to gynaecologists, women menstruate every month or so, while men, being male, do not menstruate or suffer during the monthly period. A women, being female, is naturally subject to monthly bleeding. When a women does not menstruate, she is pregnant. If she is pregnant, she becomes, due to pregnancy, less active for about a year.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.