69 Quotes About Pun

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?""Why?" she asked, wrinkling her nose."For being outstanding in his field.

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!

Thatsh prieshts for you,” said the old man wetly. “Nothing by torc, torc, torc.

I never gave up my career as a ballerina. I may have not always been on point, but I still do have a pointe here!!

So one might say that music killed him, that he was felled by music. It's a theory.String theory.

Na ja, bei ihm heißt Chard 'Phallus Impudicus', und ..." [...]"Er heißt 'unzüchtiger Pimmel'?

Didn’t want to overload you

Anyway, I’m a bit worried about the screw. It was invented to move water along, not move along on water.’ ‘You mean it’s confused?’ said Simony. ‘Screwed up,’ said Didactylos happily.

If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.