69 Quotes About Pun

So the Casnoffs are at Hex Hall. Probably with however many demons they've managed to create. What are they doing there? Throwing a hellacious slumber party?

Safari, so goody.

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.

Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son.

The room was rococo. I had a strong sense of gilt.

See you when tea is hot.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

A pun is its own reword.

I think; therefore, I am above average.