323 Quotes About Random

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.

YOU SMELL OF BRIMSTONE AND BUTTHOLE! BEGONE, FOUL CREATURE!

One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing.

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.

Inspiration is someone who gives you freedom to think out of his own ways. He doesn't want you to believe in his own ideas.

up is a Movie and a direction

To live is to watch the sun rise on an Autumn morning. To survive is to see the sun burn in the Summer afternoon.And to die is to watch the sun fall on a cold Winter night.

Fries Before Guys

I walk into a room where peoples' faces are as blank as chalk boards. the music picks up, the lighting becomes brighter and suddenly I am lifted off of my feet being spun by a tall figure with no name; mystery is the name of my game