33 Quotes About Reality-tv

If you treat your mind like a trash can, don't be surprised when you reach for a thought and all you get is garbage.

In reality, "reality TV shows" are staged and scripted.

History is gossip that's been legitimized, and that's really the case when you get into some of the Roman historians. Wow! They'd be right at home on reality tv.

Reality TV: sitting by the lake, watching a thunderstorm.

...any overlap between TV and reality is purely coincidental.

It's hard to pin down what my actual [IQ] score might be. It's silly to think that people even have one set IQ and that it's precisely measurable. My lowest scores probably reflect less than my maximum effort, and my highest scores probably grant me some extra points due to crazily high levels of diligence plus vast experience with these tests. It doesn't really matter unless we want to turn IQ testing into a reality show sport.

Leah: I want those gubs Mommy.Kate: They're not 'gubs' they're 'gloves'Aaden and Leah try and say glovesLeah: Gloves!Kate: Good job!Aaden: Gubs!Kate: No

That’s it! Crunch into that bastard's liver.

This robot is just like me when I see a slice of cake.