42 Quotes About Retail

CUSTOMER: Is your poetry section split up into rhyming and non-rhyming sections? BOOKSELLER: No, it’s just in alphabetical order. What kind of poetry are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Rhyming. Preferably iambic pentameter, in poems of no more than ten lines, by a female poet. But, other than that, I don’t mind.

Customer: Forgotten my glasses, could you read the beginning of this book to me to see if I like it?

Advising people about clothes is a bit funny sometimes, it is a bit like judging a book by its cover.

I’ve often wondered where Jesus would apply His hastily made whip if He were to visit our culture. My guess is that it would not be money-changing tables in the temple that would feel His wrath, but the display racks in Christian bookstores.

Personally, I believe that spending heavily on the decorations and display designs makes newclients out of random window shoppers

Success is the only thing to change the behavior of others

Simplicity IS the new EDLP (every day low price)!

Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.

The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.