729 Quotes About Sales

I guess you need to be an intelligent-looking old man to sell books full of spiritual bullshit

If you don’t have the personality of a salesperson, you have to either practice hard and master it, or you can hire somebody else to do it on your behalf.

If you sell shit, people will buy as long as your personality is beautiful and lovely.

An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?

I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!

They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.

That which is currently beyond your capabilities now, does not have to be so forever

Listen to people from your heart, as if your life depended on it, and you will find that in turn people will listen to you with all of theirs.

Spend your time designing the greatest reputation a man could possess.