83 Quotes About Sane

A sane man is at his sanest just after he has orgasmed.

To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants.

Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.

A long time ago I stopped wondering why there are so many crazy people. What surprises me now is that there are so many sane ones.

I am stark sane, but my mind is erratically crazy.

The older you are, and the faster you walk, the crazier you look.

Home, home with the insane, where the nutjobs and the crazies all stay. Where seldom is heard, a completely sane word, and the jackets all fit just the same.

People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.