73 Quotes About Sarcasm-humor

There had been a time when humans on Earth climbed rocks just like this. Like the fabled drive in the countryside, it had been a form of recreation. I smiled behind my face mask. Those people had some peculiar ideas about what was fun.

How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy!

There is never a bad joke, it's addressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!” 

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will be safe until you get one.” Ian shot him an unamused look at his words.

The most brilliant student in class is a god and the rest are morons.

I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said the last word.“That! That is what I am talking about. Since we ran into the others you have been cold and more arrogant than usual.” She kept her voice low so the others would not hear.“Is that so? I would say I was averagely arrogant