73 Quotes About Sarcasm-humor

I have already learned that everyone likes an amicable breakup. It's easier when you are not required to empathize with someone else's grief.

sarcasm is the ability to insult an idiot without realizing it

I'm very nice. I'm nice to everyone who deserves my niceness. -Emmy

ഇതിലെ ആഖ്യാദം എവിടെ?""എനിക്കൊന്നും മനസ്സിലായില്ല. എന്താഖ്യാദം?

It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any.

Never in my life had I wished so hard for a thousand-foot-wide asteroid to change its course to hit someone directly in the face. Granted, it would have wiped out the entire country and possibly caused an impact winter on Earth in the process, but the greater good of mankind was worth some modicum of sacrifice.

I assure you I am as optimistic as a pessimist can be."-Fletcher

You know, most boys enjoy being trapped in close quarters with a girl.

Be the Chocolate What if I want to be the bird who eats the Chocolate?