1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

You are a sick, sick man,” I told him.“Thank you,” Ben replied, looking modest.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.''And yet it is still extremely funny.

Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.

It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.

You seem to know a lot about it," she said. "And you do subtleties.""Yeah. Like I've always wanted to destroy the Nine Worlds while committing suicide.""Well, there's no need to be rude," protested Sif.

You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to be rid of you. Why is this?”“My gun turned back into a pumpkin.

I think my reputation will look after itself," Holmes said. "If they hang me, Watson, I shall leave it to you to persuade your readers that the whole thing was a misunderstanding.

I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death".

Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from.