1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

How about adding to the dictionary a word we can all relate to: complesult. A remark that is part compliment, part insult, like, ‘You’re pretty smart, for a girl.

Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.

Mathilde returned and strolled past the drawing-room windows; she saw him busily engaged in describing to Madame de Fervaques the old ruined castles that crown the steep banks of the Rhine and give them so distinctive a character. He was beginning to acquit himself none too badly in the use of the sentimental and picturesque language which is called wit in certain drawing-rooms.

Where did you live before you came here?" I asked. "The moon," he said smoothly. "We left because the place had no atmosphere.

The Gay' is not infectious, the world is not coming to an end, and people are happy. Gosh, how about that.

The internet rewarded all the parts of my personality that the tangible world didn't: sarcasm, cynicism, and a refusal to enjoy almost anything.

The life I've livedWhat more can one ask forApart from a grand exitSlit of the wristTotal bliss

Yeah, because you'll really be showing them, won't you. Talk about cutting up your wrists to spite your fate.