1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry.

But don’t fret, friends. You can break their bones for bread as soon as the Fiddler gives the word. I always thought that was the giants’ job, but don’t let me spoil your guilty pleasures.

I give away examples!

পাগলরা বন-জঙ্গল খুব পছন্দ করে। মানুষের চেয়ে গাছকে তারা বন্ধু মনে করে।

He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [...], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person.

You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.

Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.

I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.