1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.

Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

I'm almost finished," said Wilhelm, wiping out a line with his sleeve and drawing over it."I never doubted you for a moment," said Vex, then looked at Aurora and spoke more softly. "I actually doubted him the whole time. He's really not very good."Wilhelm turned. "I'm standing right in front of you. I can hear literally every sound you make.""Wilhelm, please," said Vex, "this is a private conversation.

We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity.

Go make love to a tube sock.

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.

We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident.