1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

So many authors, so little time to disqualify them!

I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world......I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom......and I've decided you're a pillock.[click on the thumbnail, art by Andrew Christine]

- Jak ty możesz w ten sposób odpowiadać matce? Matce, która cię wydała na świat.- Jesteś pewien, że świat jest aż tak piękny, aby to stanowiło powód do wdzięczności?

The eye-roll is a 10.5 on the Ritcher. The Big One. California has slipped into the ocean.

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.

In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?