1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.

My mama always said that you should hire a young person while they still know everything. The older they get, the less they know. - Lavonia Jackson

What does your birth date say about you? You are old!

We met at a local restaurant.She tweeted from her Smartphone ,"Socializing is so liberating compared to being hung on Social media all the time".I liked her tweet and asked for the Bill.

Think people really want to know what's out there?""Probably not. People don't know what they want, Evelyn, or life wouldn't suck

And involuntarily I compared the childish sarcasm, the religious sarcasm of Voltaire with the irresistible irony of the German philosopher whose influence is henceforth ineffaceable.

Whatever you are, do not even assume that you will be surrounded and gnawed by luxurious worms of an exquisite breed.

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’and ‘the city burned’.”Machaon responded tersely.

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.