1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.

But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.

Conversing with her in the early days had been like poking your finger in a bull-ants nest.

Yes, I curse God all the time. On some days for giving us such a short life, and on others for giving us such a long one.

The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.

I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness

Push my buttons, and I'll push you off a bridge.