1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Which is less aspirational, a look of constipation...or a look of consternation? It'd be a close call.

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.

It was Nathaniel's boundless capacity for stating the obvious that made him so charmingly human.

Anyone that does not approach politics with humor, is not paying much attention to most of the things going on in politics.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

You mean people don't like to see hypocrisy in their leadership? Shocking.

Am I sure how old I am? Wait, let me get out all my fingers and toes so I'm sure I haven't miscounted.

I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain.

We came around the corner and stood in the doorway of what looked like a paint-testing ground. This was where we proved once and for all that we were good loving parents. We decided to let him live."What is painting doing in my best Tupperware bowl?" I yelled."Well, I needed something lightweight I could carry around with me," he began."You've been carrying around a brain for year," the boy's father said.