1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt?

Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that it was an equal."Eragon.""Is that all you can say?" he snapped."Yes."His eyes widened at the unexpected reply, and he sat down roughly. Now it has a sense of humor. What next?

Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something shiny and we lose her again.

Food! I say 'No, thank you' to many lovely things every day. Recently I admired the slim figure of a magazine editor. 'That’s your formula?' I asked her.'I starve,' she sighed. 'I’m the hungriest woman in New York.

My eyes must spend at least fifty per cent of any given day rolled to the back of my head.