1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that bond of affection "love.

Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.

Marion: What is all this? What's going on?Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world.

I was woken early and had breakfast with the guru. We had some spicy Rice Krispies and a spicy biscuit with some really sweet, milky tea. Not the way I normally like it, but I drank it anyway as I didn’t want to offend him. I suppose that is my heart telling me how to act instead of my head again. My arse may get involved later though.

I’d heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn’t think it meant the creatures that lived on the street.

If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.

Phones with numerical keypads worked best for dialing phone calls. Incidentally, phone calls tend to be the primary function of a phone. 'Smartphones' completely ignore these basic facts, resulting in some of the least intelligent devices I've seen yet. Oh the irony.

I've always found one has to make time for words. If you don't have words, then people tend to see through to the really important things.

I truly admire the British for their subtle sarcasm. A good rule when using sarcasm is, it is best to "put a little English" on it.