1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.

I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said the last word.“That! That is what I am talking about. Since we ran into the others you have been cold and more arrogant than usual.” She kept her voice low so the others would not hear.“Is that so? I would say I was averagely arrogant

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated.

...Peabody had better retire to her bed; she is clearly in need of recuperative sleep, she has not made a sarcastic remark for fully ten minutes.

Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!

...Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.

This [Ulysses] is obviously the wave of the future, I'm glad I'm dying of tuberculosis.

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.