1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Mindenki meg van sértődve a rendszerre, szidja, mint a bokrot, a KB-titkártól a rendes ellenzékiig, a simulékony vagy rezignált technokratától a Prágába diadalittasan bevonulókig, abszolút nem is lehet érteni, egyszerűen megfejthetetlen, mi is tartotta, tartja életben ezt a gonosz és stupid rezsimet, ha egyszer mindenki jogállamot akart, demokráciát, piacgazdaságot, mimindent. Ja és termékszerkezet-váltást, az a kedvencem.

— Sad?— No. But I hate winter. I hate the snow. In weather like this, you'd really think that the world wasn't made for man and that we're here by accident.

Never overestimate the intelligence of the American public.

Alison continued squeezing the inflatable ball on the blood pressure monitor. I could sense the tension on her face as she carefully licked her lips, then glanced up at him with the subtle nuance of an American Idol judge at a hootenanny.

It worried me, this covering of couches. What could be so frightfully dirty that fourteen layers of linens were needed to cover it? Sensing this could be a test, I shifted slightly to see if someone might have placed a pea somewhere under the cushion that I was supposed to feel with my behind. Nothing. I guess I'll never be a princess.

Going to keep standing there brooding over Gotham?” his sarcastic voice sliced through the air. Kincaid’s smile tilted in amusement as he faced Renn.

And so what?” I asked. “So what if they know I’m gay? Why, exactly, does that mean you can’t be seen with me? Am I contagious? Because I guess that’d explain a lot.” As far as explanations went, that’d win an award for creativity. Sorry, I stopped texting you because my precise strain of “gay” was only temporary. Kind of like salmonella.

Russia - the country of Tolstoy, Stanislavski, Raskolnikov, and other great and good men.

Correction, Milasy was not just a she-bitch, she is an evil noodle-shaped troll. I forced some kind of expression on my face, I think it was a smile or maybe it was a grimace, I’m not exactly sure at the moment.