1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

...they sell dollar bills for seventy-five cents and take credit for how fast they’re growing.

در این عصر موثر که نهضت گل و فواره چهره ی نوینی به جامعه انقلابی ما داده، ما اهالی غیور گذر دردار اسبق و زیر طاقی سابق که بدون هیچ سوپیشینه ای همواره از نظر لطف برزن محل محروم مانده ایم، کرارا و مکررا تقاضا داریم التفاتن دستور فرمایند این گذر که قرنها از قافله تمدن عقب مانده، یک شبه ره صد ساله پیموده در اسرع وقت با اقدام به آسفالت به دنیای متمدن مربوط شود...

Unübersetzbar. Du weißt, Niederländisch ist eine Geheimsprache, die dazu bestimmt ist andere auszuschließen.

3 years, wow, you've missed a lot. We have flying cars now. Also it rains every day from 2 to 2:30, but it smells like hand sanitizer. And squirrels are the size of dogs.

You can't expect them to wear a big sandwich board with spy on it or a special spying hat.

Jett leaned in close. “Ready to run? Renn’s huffing and puffing like he just deep throated a monster cock the last half hour.

So the plan wasn't a clusterfuck, it was just circling the clusterfuck target zone, getting ready to come in for a landing.

Jayel broke stride, itching to turn and light the elf on fire. Nothing serious. Just the cloak. That was all. He’d get over it.

- You shouldn't flaunt your cross. I think religion it's a deeply personal thing.- Do you think boobs and ass are not personal things? People consider ordinary displaying them.