1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Are you cold?No, Brainiac; I’m on flipping Vibrate Mode.

Walang matibay na relasyon kung buhay pa ang mga Kalapating mababa ang lipad...

Och, they suit you, Queenie! Promise me you'll wear them.

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

Stop teasing me, doc. You haven't got the tits for it.

I no longer wonder how far idiocy can go. It is infinite.

They also,” [the drone] said, “refuse to acknowledge machine sentience fully; they exploit proto-conscious computers and claim only human subjective experience has any intrinsic value — carbon fascists.

Poetry is a disease vector. Like malaria.

Sarcasm is the new staircase to stardom.