1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Better watch her. She burns other people's books.

No, no. By all means, lead on. Nothing gets the blood pumping more than hunting down the biggest threat to the realm and deciding we'll just wing it.

Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro."Mommy's thoughts-- "............................... .......fucking minecraft

Los hombres son dioses muertos.

She could be a fire hazard. Maybe we should remove her from the ship before she spontaneously combusts.

I am so tired of this gothic crap,” I muttered. “Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

I’ll use my divination and look into the future. Hey, you know what, I’m seeing the future right now. If I stand here and wait, then in three minutes a train’s going to come. And after that, another train’s going to come. Here, I’ll let you guess what’s going to happen afterwards. I’ll give you a hint—there’s a train.

It is a futile and ridiculous struggle—but then... it is human nature, I suppose, to be futile and ridiculous.

The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.