189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!”“Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago.

Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice.

Lorraine"Goldie Showers"Showalter was past her prime.Once a fair skinned Las Vegas showgirl,now a lonely and love starved woman.The years of relentless sunshine discolored her previous lovely skin from pink to saddle-back orange.Her hair color came from a bottle as did her sharp tongue.CHAPTER FORTY-ONE"Wilbur will when nobody will

Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love

No, Paige. I am trying to help you.”“Go to hell.”“I already exist on a level of hell.”“Exist on one that isn't near mine.

Kidnapped by a vampire, death by a squid. How tragic.

...but, dear me, let us be elegant or die.

Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though.

Too young,too young,she chanted to herself.Wrong,of course.I was older than her grandfather but according to my driver's license,she was right.