189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

Because I’m a glutton for punishment, I guess. Or because I’m the cat curiosity is scheduled to kill in approximately six hours.

I really have to befriend this asshole?” I whispered harshly to Dilmore “Yep.” “Well thanks Dilmore this is going to turn out swell.

I've lived my life devoid of the whole teenage angst for so long, I'm not sure I can handle all this. I'm not built dor it.

Before going out i stood in such a way that i could see the face in the wooden flooring. And i was really Christ.

I do.” He was clearly amused by my disdain. “We have only been speaking for two minutes, Paige. Try not to waste all your sarcasm in one breath.

My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting.

Why do people who so obviously hate children have so many of them? Audrey asked...Because they hate everyone else more. Their bratty kids are their revenge on a society that has denied them the riches they so rightly deserve.

Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball.

I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare.