189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

You better learn to regulate your perspiration. This is not collision theft. To flush is a sign that you’re hard at work. Nobody works hard riding the tram—not even the driver.

Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the 'totality'. The television also told her she wouldn't age if she bought expensive creams and pills.

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.

I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.

I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo’s presence was still at my side, and turning my face into the barrel of a gun seemed like an ill-advised way to cap off this day of monumentally stupid decisions.

It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation

I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.